How many times have pigtails fucked me in the ass?!
They all look like young witches.
I’m gonna headbutt this plant now.
Eat my blood, drink my body…see ya Sunday.
I can’t have sex with you so I’ll show you as much of my body as I can.
iPhones were made for drunk people.
You gotta lotta gay in your face….You know Steven Spielburg has a very punchable face.
“And now I forget what I just said.”